“I am who i am. Nobody said you had to like it.”
-Anonymous
food.
anotherwideyedgirl:
…because I can. — What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We’re both lawyers. Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. What do an eagle and a panda have in common? The both can fly. Except for the panda.
…because I can.
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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We’re both lawyers.
Why was the boy sad?
Because he had a frog stapled to his face.
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What do an eagle and a panda have in common?
The both can fly. Except for the panda.
